Lonerbook, an anti-social utility that keeps you from connecting with people around you, launched days ago, in case you haven’t noticed. “Finally, a web site for people like us” original members may be Larry David, J.D. 
Salinger, Theodore Kaczynski (right), Axl Rose and Bobby Fischer.
Benefits of Lonerbook:
- avoid photos or publish manifestos
- no profiles
- don’t worry about getting any news from acquaintances
- Don’t join any networks so you won’t have to see people who live, study, or work around you
Eric Starkman, originator of Lonerbook, would not comment on the rumor that AOL offered $6 billion for the anti-social non-network.
As Groucho once said: “I would never join a club that would have me as a member.”
I like Lonerbook! It is a great idea! I’d like to join it…
Does anyone else notice Ted’s resemblence to the Gieco Caveman? Perhaps there is a wider conspiracy.