Justice served, Paris jailed, appeal filed

Paris Hilton4:00 PM, EST, NYC: We are not less human than Paris Hilton,¬†hallelujah, say the mass of commentators who are exulting “this great day for America” as a crying, disturbed Paris Hilton is shipped back to jail to fulfill her sentence. The picture of Paris, handcuffed and crying in the back of the Sheriff’s car on her way to court accompanies the accounts of Paris crying for her mother in the courtroom.¬†She was also heard saying “It’s not right.” One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.¬†Programming has been interrupted, specials are planned for this evening. This case is sparking a showdown between the Court and the Sheriff as Paris’ legal team is preparing an immediate appeal. Yes, this is really happening. You can’t make this up.

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