Hillary Fried Chicken

You can say that those vast right conspirators are virulent viral marketers. My counterpoint on the west coast, my brother Bruce, is an unrepetent Orange County Republican.  Going back to Goldwater and Johnson we sparred and sometimes warred over the virtues of Democrats vs Republicans. Somehow my brother lassoed me into one of these anti-Hillary viral rings. I get emails with gross jokes about Hillary as a lesbian, a horse’s ass, a bitch, a thief, a liar. It seems Hillary has come into her own because they rarely bother with Bill anymore. Hillary is fresh meat, so to speak.

Once in a while I respond to the group – idiots, children, hate-mongers I call them – and they dismiss me as an “angry Democrat” and send me an email with Hillary’s face morphed on a Donkey’s ass. These are grown-ups. I stay on the list out of professional and sociological curiosity. It’s like “Swift Boat” in perpetuity. Do they really change people’s minds with ugly, base jokes? Or, do they just solidify their base?

Anyway, once in a while they do send something around that is sorta funny. ”Actual KFC sign”

Hillary KFC Chicken

Big greasy bears ripping your arms off …

Strumpette

Greasy limb ripping bears later … First there’s Strumpette, proving once again that she is the best thing going in the PR Blogosphere (is that a dubious sub-genre, or what?) with the inside info on the imminent demise of Edelman’s Me2Revolution, complete with juicy details like salaries for Steve Rubel, Phil Gomes and others in the Edelman PR Blog Mob. And there’s more …  is King Richard Edelman’s $1 million investment to fund the start-up Revolution all but dried up? The end of the big-hype PR blog era is nigh and Richard is faced with the big question everybody wants the answer to: Can you make money at this new media PR 2.0 stuff?  And, incidentially, whats is this PR 2.0 stuff, and is PR even capable of doing it, whatever it might be? What is King Richard to do, queries Amanda in Is the revolution over? 

amanda church strumpetteClassic Strumpette – decidedly satirical, anchored in serious investigative journalism, coupled with a dash of bravado and a lot of daring. She’s out to eviscerate and expose the “lying profession” of PR and some established PR bloggers clearly don’t like her insinuations or her methods. A couple of weeks ago she skewered Ronn Torossian of 5WPR, now King Richard, bankroller of the Social Media Revolution. Oh, Amanda, you are such a tough mistress. 

I got hip to Strumpette from a headhunter in Peter Luger’s in Bklyn a couple of months ago. We were blabbing business at the bar until we could amanda church strumpettebe herded with the other carnivores into the meat troughs, and he basically said, after a few Bloody Mary’s, that I was an idiot and completely out of the loop because I did not read Strumpette. Why did he like it? “I don’t know what’s real,” he said, as if finally, in the world of NY PR, you could find a no bullshit zone that was built on absolutist illusion that approaches art that should be the highest order of our profession. What’s real and what isn’t? How do you define and justify the “greater truth”? Initial readings of Strumpette were a revelation. Wow – we really are capable of creativity and perhaps even change within the industry, and a PR blogger is leading the way.

I was going to make Strumpette a “Blog We Love” but that would trivialize it because because Strumpette really defines and domiantes its own space. Strumpette is a free fire zone where you want to spend time. That in itself is incredibly valuable and a virtually unique experience – to want to spend time at a blog. I am a natural speed reader and the Internet lends itself to the quick consumption of information and the proliferation of blogs spewing nonsense on the web is dispiriting. Strumpette is like The New Yorker of PR blogs – something brilliant is going on here even if you don’t know what it is.

I could go on and on with Amanda’s great lines but do yourself a favor and spend time there. Mix it up. This really is a conversation and sometimes the give and take gets ugly. She forces issues the industry would sooner forget or gloss over. When you come to Strumpette come heavy. Unless you happen on the weekend and get the new somnolent, frou-frou guest blogger Shel Holtz sprinkling the dust of old school  elitism on a weekly roundup. Amanda undoubtedly tapped Shel to be inclusive – keep your friends close but your enemies closer – but Shel is like ether in the blogosphere. Does he have something to offer besides indignation at some perceived slight or a chivalrous defense of our fine upstanding profession? Come on, Shel, Strumpette is like a schoolyard pickup basketball game. Sometimes elbows fly. Might as well get loose and have some fun. 

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Volatility, baby, hang on for the ride. Tremblors are radiating through the world financial Blogger Sentiment Poll Turns Bearishmarkets, finally, and the  broker bloggers are digging it.  FlyonWall Street is unrepetent, profane and absolutist: “If you don’t sell your stocks or hedge now, the big greasy bears are going to rip your arms and legs off, then use your torso as a fucking surf board.” You think this guy eats too much meat and drinks too much scotch?

Birinyi Associates ingenious Blogger Sentiment Poll turned decidedly bearish this week – jumping from 30% t0 42% bearish – in a survey of 53 Wall Street bloggers. TickerSense by Birinyi, with common sense postings and plenty of supporting graphs, is welcome relief from the plethora of staid, professorial Wall Street blogs. The methodology for the Blogger Sentiment Poll is questionable but the concept is solid and the results entertaining. And it’s good online financial services PR.

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Finally, something all bloggers agree on: Big uproar over Vets’ Care comes from liberal bloggers, conservatives and all inwalter reed hospital between. Countercolumn is outaged on the right. Bush Administration push for privatization may have helped create Walter Reed ‘disaster’- on the left in RawStory - the headline says it all.

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Bloglines PRBlogNewsI hate the PR releases now running on Bloglines PR circuit … VP appointed here, SVP there, blah blah here and there. Used to be Bloglines was a great source for ideas. Now it’s PR about PR, blah is pleased that blah is now leading the practice in ethical, sustainable, community based public relations that is a model of the industry and exemplary of the wide and deep capabilities of the firm. Is there no escape?google blog search beta

Actually a Google blog search for “public relations” yields much more interesting results: Did you know that there is a new era in Trinidad and Tobago public relations, and today Arizona Venture Capital is sponsoring a conference that highlights use of social media by Arizona companies, featuring social media gurus Robert Scoble and Chris Heuer. Looks very cool.

A search on Technorati for “Controllable Irregularity” yields an item in the Palm Beach Post saying the BusinessWeek cancelled a cover story technoration jetBlue’s stellar customer service after the recent St. Valentine’s fiasco that left many passengers stranded and fuming. In my post on 2/23/07 I wondered about that broad caveat. In its new ballyhooed “Bill of Rights” jetBlue only needs to make restitiution to passengers in the event of “controllable irregularity,” a term they do not identify and has many of us wondering if jetBlue will find itself in a PR mess when the term is openly challenged by passengers.

In Jim Horton’s Online Public Relations Thoughts today he discusses an article on What Should Our Web Site Measure? that highlights an issue that plagues all of us in trying to migrate clients to PR 2.0 on the web: how do we measure web traffic to yield actionable analytics.